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Thirst Demotivational Poster

CTHULHU'S CHOICE OF LIBATION - What the the spawn of the stars drinks after a long day of being worshipped by gullible humans.

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Rating: 4.25/5

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GreyWolfe - June 21, 2011, 4:38 am
Loving the bendy straw. But am I the only person that notices the misconception that Cthulhu is one of the old gods? It's the high priest, not a god. lol Sorry, random thoughts at 3am. :D
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:01 pm
Cool poster. I think the text in the picture should have been underneath.. Just saying
Greeny - June 18, 2011, 9:17 pm
the bendy straw lol

LUNCH TIME - a sippy cup isn't going to cut it

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Rating: 4.37/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:52 am
ROTFL! I picked up my coffee cup yesterday (Monday) to find it full of ants! No cream. No sugar. Just coffee. It only sat there for about 10-15 minutes---EW!!!!! 5 creeped out lions!

HOTNESS - Next time you are trying to look hot make sure your dog has water in his bowl

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Rating: 3.92/5

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POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!

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Rating: 2.16/5

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GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!


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Rating: 2.05/5

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Lyon - February 8, 2009, 2:07 pm
alien2275 - December 27, 2008, 3:37 am
ROFL best energy drink ever!!

SPRINKLER HEAD - Scratched from the Preakness

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Rating: 4.5/5

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THIRST - Sometimes, it's just too much to take.


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Rating: 3.75/5

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essence - April 19, 2010, 5:32 pm
Heineken, I'd rather have a Grolsch or a Guinness...
RON - July 8, 2009, 8:27 pm
Thanks MR.AGD!
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 8:20 pm
As a Guinness whore, I still respect everyone's loyalty to any beer... that's the bond. But the spelling nazi in me...
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 8, 2009, 8:07 am
hey "no use" if you're gonna suck up to Aggy, you should try to spell Guinness correctly.
a name of no use - July 8, 2009, 4:54 am
eh, I'm a Guiness man.
RONSART - July 8, 2009, 3:15 am
Thx Mr. BoneCD...everyone doing a beer poster of their favorite...thought this would be nice...sure makes me thirsty and needing some lovin...*sweetheart, com here for a few minutes!* Love my Wife...good woman and smiles alot..lol
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 11:32 pm
If you were a woman I'd marry you!...5 Poodles here Ron


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Rating: 3.46/5

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GaryO - September 15, 2012, 10:53 pm
Heh heh.....N-I-C-E

THIRST - Sometime, somehow, these brave men will get to the bar.

PARTY BALL TIME - When you are thirsty, really, really thirsty

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Rating: 3.33/5

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forseti - July 25, 2011, 2:36 pm
If it's not German or at least Czech beer, I don't drink it...
Verdeckt - July 25, 2011, 5:42 am
My bad Budog, I was laughing at RLs comment. Hell beer is beer, only thing better is free beer, then it's ALL good
Budog - July 24, 2011, 8:44 pm
Verdeckt and Reality Lord, after drinnking 3.2% all the time it might seem silly to you but it was a special treat for me !
Verdeckt - July 24, 2011, 7:06 am
LOL - Dude, I mean really ...
Budog - July 24, 2011, 2:42 am
That's what I think this is. If we want real beer we have to drive to Wyoming, Idaho or Nevada. All pretty close to me. But sometimes I can get one of my Air Force Buddies, (retired) to go up and buy us real beer on the base here.
Reality Lord - July 24, 2011, 12:34 am

3.2%...dude i'm canadain...our lite beer is 5%.
Budog - July 23, 2011, 10:08 pm
My son picked this up for me in Montana. Real beer, not the 3.2% piss water we have here in Utah...

GODS - This country was their training ground.

POWERTHIRST FAIL - What about the other 100 babies?!?! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!

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Rating: 1.85/5

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randomgeek - August 8, 2009, 4:19 am
It says FIRST 300 babies, as in there will be more.

Thirsty Thursday -

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Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 9, 2015, 10:46 am
I'll take it!
mizzdizz - April 8, 2015, 5:55 pm
A single finger salute telling you you're #1! ROTFL!!!!!
MissPriss - April 8, 2015, 1:53 pm
dizz, it's actually quite easy...take A over 134 and divide it by the subatomic matter of y then x Emc2=your mom's age in dog years and subtract 3! Thanks for the L's and the opportunity to completely screw you up...teehee
mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:58 am
Here's to Tony's Sports Bar in Miramar where I spent many a Thirsty Thursday kickin it back, talkin story with my friends! Wow, that was something like 15 years ago! I HATE math!!!! LOL! 5L Prissy!
MissPriss - April 4, 2015, 12:10 am
MissPriss - April 4, 2015, 12:09 am
Thanks 'cern. Pull up a stool and we'll talk
concern3 - April 3, 2015, 5:55 am
Fond memories a 5er
Silverheart - April 2, 2015, 4:57 pm

Sometime you need to go, where everybody knows your name...

somebody bring me a beer! -